No, seriously. This girl is so phone-awkward and it's fucking adorable.

Every time I call in to do a payment it's just like:

Her: "Okay, Mr. ____, that's all set up and will withdraw from your account on Monday."
Me: "Alright, thank you."
Her: "You're welcome. Uh... um... bye."

And whenever she leaves a message, she gives her contact information in a sing-song tone.

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Got bored, opened a folder.

By Mind’s Eye of the Pleasant Commentators Review Group, unrequested by me:

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Now that PCaRG has been reorganized to have folders for individual admins that we can open as we see fit, I'm back to my stupid meme- and clop-filled reviews, and now, they're even reviews of clop!

I mean, not always, but the latest one is.

Equestria Girls, mind control, transformations, futa, tentacles, orgies, pony-on-human, human-on-griffon, and my new cellphone background.

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Look what got reviewed!!! Unleash the Magic - Midnight Rising was rated 'Recommended' by the Pleasant Commentator and Review Group. To be sure, I don't agree with everything said in here, but given how dicey getting clopfics reviewed can be (especially one like THIS!), I'll accept it quite happily and gratefully:

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PCaRG review. Bein' the stupid jackass you all always knew I could be.

Now if only I'd write stories again.

And, I'm sick. I'm groggy. I'm unmotivated. What a way to start the fall, eh? All I've been doing lately is lounging about, staring at the screen and occasionally typing for my stories, fighting a cold for four days, and playing video games to occupy dead air. I mean, the latter is certainly entertaining enough. Maybe I'm just mad I don't have much drive to do writing. I joined a group to do some story reviews to help give me some introspection while inspecting other works from an outside

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Yes, I know. Shut up.

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Surprise, folks! I've just released a new Five Star Service chapter for your reading pleasure, showcasing Five Stars' remaining time with John, her first human lover. In it, reference is made to the following scene from my growing war epic Before the Storm: The Rise of Firefly. I'm excerpting it here to show exactly what Five Stars was referring to in the opening section when she said she had to

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Rated "Must Read" by the Pleasant Commentators and Review Group, receiving an 8/10 grade:

https://www.fimfiction.net/group/201936/the-pleasant-commentator-and-review-group/thread/280468/oh-hey-im-still-writing-reviews-before-the-storm-the-rise-of-firefly-must-read

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